RantsThe RantA "rant" is a rant,He'd always believed,But the old man's "suggestions"Caused the girl to be peeved."I was trying to help,A suggestion my dear",But she just didn't get itOr just didn't hear."Your suggestion I call rantingAnd we just can't have that.Big deal, you're a Member;Here's your coat and your hat.""It wasn't a rant"The old man replied"My suggestions still standI have nothing to hide".His list of suggestionsHad fallen on deft ears.He folded the paperAnd wiped off his tears.Into his pocketHe placed all his "rants",Now no one can tellHe had rants in his pants.Tom Wilcox 09/17/201